Ark Historian Gifts

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"I've told you before one at each end!"

New Resident of Downing Street

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

The First Writer and Editor: 'Take out that part?! Are you nuts? How is the stampede scene at the end of the cave going to make sense without it?!'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Ark under giant brolly.

The chosen few

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

A full moon

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"