Ark Historian Gifts

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"It's cool – God told us to!"

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

New Resident of Downing Street

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

'Dad. I have a stow-a-way to report!'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

No Double Parking

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

The First Writer and Editor: 'Take out that part?! Are you nuts? How is the stampede scene at the end of the cave going to make sense without it?!'

"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."

A full moon

"Do you think that our government is taking sufficient measures against global warming?"

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

Ark under giant brolly.

The chosen few

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Noah's lesser known brother.

"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

Climate Change Contingency House

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

"I say we throw the damn things overboard."