Arizona Adventurer Pillows

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Tourists

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Football

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Draw your own path."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'