Arizona Adventurer Prints

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Tourists

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Bears going water skiing.

"I've told you before one at each end!"

Football

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Draw your own path."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

". . . I called this meeting to communicate that I had dinner Noah..."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Arf! Arf!'

Breakthrough

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."