Aristotle Admirer Mugs

Apocalipsis

Lady of the bath...

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Neptune

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Jason and the Aga notes,

Troys'R'Us.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

"I dropped my goblet!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

Prehistoric Pirates.

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

"I hate Neanderthals!"

A Real Pinata Surprise

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

Euripides

James Joyce

"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting

Diogenes and tourists

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Duchess

"Blast from the past!"

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

Atlas holds up a football.

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."

"So what are you the earl of?"

Narcissus

"I'm getting bored with pre-historic planet Earth. I'm thinking of making this my last trip."