Arctic Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

'Nice RV!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

An unexpected success.

UFO

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

'They're a very close family.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

Igloo Windfarm.

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Book Igloo