Arctic Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

'Nice RV!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Polar bears

Can I have a look at the map?

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

UFO

An unexpected success.

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Now do you believe me?"

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'They're a very close family.'

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

Book Igloo

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."