Arctic Fiction Fan Mugs

'We'll have to eat out tonight -- I forgot to defrost the walrus.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Hair Crop Circle

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

The star hunters

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Best before 65 million BC.

A day at the transgenic races

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"They look like pickles."