Arctic Enthusiasts Mugs

"You idiot! What have you bought down the pub this time?"

"Colin, what have I told you about licking the ice?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Good News about winter

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Snowyphus

The melting polar ice caps

Skiing

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"Are you cold dear?"

Midwest Winter Items.

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"You call this ice?"

"Slippery, huh?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'