Arctic Animals Pillows

Bipolar bears.

Dad...am I adopted?

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

The interested bystanders.

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Penguin

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Igloo for birds.

The polar olympics

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

Penguin Remote

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Polar bears

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Can I have a look at the map?

'Pull...'

'Bored?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Penguin of the Month.

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

Running out of Gas.