Archery And Law Buff Pillows

"Who's up for archery waivers?"

"You're fired."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Bullseye!

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Sue the Author 3PM

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Violent Crime Statistics

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

"He belongs to a lawyer."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'