Arcade Game Fan T-Shirts

"Guac-A-Mole"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Man playing chess from his parked car.

"No, still there."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Chess Halloween

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

Candy Land for Adults

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

The Real Mario Brothers, "OK princess, we don't climb ladders, we don't jump platforms, and there's a $70 call-out fee"

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

Super PAC man.

"Football Pool"

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

Nick the Stereo.

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

"No fair!"

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

Jue des Boules

Chess pieces sheltering from a storm under a chess board whilst leaving the pawns out in the rain.

Nudist Camp