Arcade Game Fan Pillows

"Guac-A-Mole"

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"No, still there."

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Chess Halloween

Candy Land for Adults

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'Wow! What graphics.'

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

The chess pieces that fell off the chequered flag

The Real Mario Brothers, "OK princess, we don't climb ladders, we don't jump platforms, and there's a $70 call-out fee"

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'No, Janet, there is no mini-bar--but we do have mini-baccarat.'

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'

Whack Your Alarm Clock

'I do NOT recommend 'The Brazilian'.'

I hope you brought enough beer boxes for all the dads.

"Football Pool"

Super PAC man.

'I can remember when you could only get mindless violence from TV.'

Man plays poker against a TV set. Woman says: 'I had no idea this interactive TV stuff worked both ways.'

Nick the Stereo.

"You have a collect call...do you accept the charges?"

"No fair!"

"I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock, rock'."

Nab-A-Knight.

Jue des Boules

Chess pieces sheltering from a storm under a chess board whilst leaving the pawns out in the rain.