Arbiter Pillows

Judge

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

SOE (South Of Earth)

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'

'Oh bugger cramp!'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

'I think that you're lost. You're flying in circles.'

Conflict resolution.

Now that we're too old to migrate, we still travel, but locally. What an amazing region we live in!

The Washington Arbitrators

"I'm going to the school board meeting."

'Right...we've agreed to mediation to decide whether or not we go to mediation!'

"That's your best advice? Play nice!"

'Let's arbitrate.'

Leap Year

Pythagoras' Arbitration Service. He's very good. He always finds the shortest distance between two sides.

"Sorry darling - but mummy's augmented reality app, can't change Mr Ted into a Kardashian."

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Elderly Tarzan...

Welcome to the North Pole

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Augmented reality check

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."