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'Yes - He's armed.'

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Horror

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Spider Horror Movies

'You've been drinking again.'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

"AA-ARGH!"

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Arachnophobia training.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'I hate you, Al.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

"Okay, Mr. Nerdmyer, I'm just going to give you a little stress test!"

'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

"You didn't believe her when she said there was a giant spider in the bathtub, did you?"

"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."

"I hate bugs...especially if they are in the software of this robot-spider."

"Are we never to find a place that doesn't have a spider?"

"Stop being such a baby and just hit it with a newspaper."

'Gah! Spider!' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Oh, hello insomnia.'

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!