Arachnophobes T-Shirts

Shipwreaked man rejecting desert island because of a spider

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

Horror

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

'Honey, that spider's in the bath again!'

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Spider Horror Movies

So how long have you had this fear of spiders ?

'You've been drinking again.'

Lady reads book about beating phobias.

Judge about to hit spider with mallet.

"You know humans eat eight of us in their sleep every year."

'Dang, I'm sick of telling stupid kids that I'm not radioactive and that even if I did bite them, they wouldn't become a superhero!'

Arachnophobia training.

"AA-ARGH!"

'I hate you, Al.'

'Now, Mrs. Jenkins, I'm going to try a slightly different approach to deal with your fear of spiders!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Plumbers afraid of Spiders

Ever since he was a little magazine, he had been deathly afraid of spiders, and he didn't like where this was going,

'You should have been there. All I did was sit down beside her.'