Arabesque Admirer Pillows

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Plie

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

A man taking a bow

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

The Death Of Venus

Mohammad's motors

Sistine Selfie

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Fishing boat.

Crocodile

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Thug life on safari.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Way too much tongue!"

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

Romantic Frogs

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

Ricochet

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'