Arabesque Admirer Pillows

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Plie

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

A man taking a bow

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fishing boat.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Mohammad's motors

Thug life on safari.

The Death Of Venus

Sistine Selfie

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

Crocodile

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Way too much tongue!"

"Don’t you think it’s about time you stopped insisting on your uncle Bill being here for Christmas?"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Baby frog with fly mobile.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Frog Baby Names

Teddy Roosevelt