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'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

Fresh fish

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

The Joust

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'What a cool screen saver!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

They were all out of sharks

'Say, this is interesting.'

A boy boasting of his strength

Simon Owl - That hoot was ghastly!

Euros 2016

'Saturdays in paradise.'

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

'Californian Bug'

Snorkeling Elephants

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Hoping to add more excitement to tournaments, the PGA replaces 18-hole playoffs with a sudden-death showdown.

Beijing 2022

Clear Lake.