Aquatic Tournament Follower Pillows

'I can't wait for the 2012 'Limpets' to begin...!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Fresh fish

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'What a cool screen saver!'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

The Joust

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

'Say, this is interesting.'

They were all out of sharks

Euros 2016

'Saturdays in paradise.'

A boy boasting of his strength

Kid to kid about boat: 'Must be one of those charter schools I keep hearing about.'

'Californian Bug'

Snorkeling Elephants

Beijing 2022

Wimbledon Official distracted by the Euros.

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

Parrotsailing