Aquatic Nature Lover Mugs

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"They're so like us."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Sea Change.

"He chases submarines."

A family playing in the sea

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"He never takes me anywhere."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

The Seahoover

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

Freddie's water