Aquatic Nature Lover Mugs

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"They're so like us."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Lifesaver!

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Stop Human Footing

A family playing in the sea

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"He chases submarines."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"He never takes me anywhere."

Freddie's water

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

The Seahoover