Aquatic Life Lovers Mugs

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"They're so like us."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

Shark food pyramid.

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Jacques Cousteau.

"He chases submarines."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"