Aquatic Life Lovers Pillows

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

"He chases submarines."

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'Where are those nice blue fish that we like - the ones with the blue stripes?' - 'We ate them all - they're now extinct.'

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

So, how are you planning on eating that?

When blue bottles cuddle...

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."