Aquatic Escapade Mugs

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Lovers scuba diving

Fishy tail.