Aquatic Escapade Pillows

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Diving Cat.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Lovers scuba diving