Aquatic Environments Mugs

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

reincarnated worm...

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Artifishial Intelligence

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I think it loves us."