Aquatic Environments Prints

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Seagiraffes

reincarnated worm...

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Lazy Octopus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I don't do windows."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'