Aquatic Drinkers Prints

'Hey, bartender! This scotch is watered down!'

Bring your own inflatable.

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"They're so like us."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

7 Dwarves of Retirement

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Beer Parasol.

Lifesaver!

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

A family playing in the sea

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Fish-losophy

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'