Aquarium Trainer Pillows

"In my view, management overrates the motivational appeal of mackerel."

"What a sad species humans are!"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Sea Lion and Dolphin Tricks

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Litter Tray Training

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Pets.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Lap fish..."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.