Aquarium Technician Prints

'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

A Preschool of Fish

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Lap fish..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"What a sad species humans are!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'Help!'

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

Shark Chum

Common Dolphin

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Killer whale with dead trainer

Marine Pollution

Fish Farm.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey