Aquarium Staff Prints

'You must be the genius who decided to practice his scuba diving in the piranah tank at the aquarium.'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

Common Dolphin

'Well, I don't care how you did it at home, Walters, this is not how we handle this sorta thing at seaworld...'

"Won't they suffocate by standing still for so long?"

Aquarium - keep an eye on him!

'If provoked - his remarks can be scathing.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

What do animal trainers do?

"Don't worry, you don't have to succeed all the time, she'll give you a fish as long as you try..."

"How do they expect us to write back?"

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

A Preschool of Fish

"Next show, stick to the routine, balance balls and jump out of the water: Why on earth did you try to tell jokes!"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

'Dolphins are very intelligent, they can train a man to stand at the edge of their pool and throw them fish.'

Seal Begging

Though there was always a smile, Trixie the dolphin had a hard time expressing true emotions.

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

"Here comes another one."

Jersey State Aquarium staff.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Horror movies

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."