Aquarium Technician Mugs

'I'm just curious. In what alternate universe did you expect that to go well?'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"Lap fish..."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"What a sad species humans are!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'You've been rearranging the furniture again, haven't you?'

Welcome to Landworld.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"

'Help!'

Common Dolphin

Marine Pollution

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"Maybe the tree wasn't such a great idea."

Killer whale with dead trainer

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

Shark Chum

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Fish Farm.

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'