Aquarium Advisor Mugs

The message was clear: Pay up or die. Or maybe it was: Change the water.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Pets.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

A Preschool of Fish

"I think it loves us."

"Lap fish..."

"Just water for me, please."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

'So what have you been up to?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Drinking Companions

"This place could use a moat!"