Aquarium Supporter Prints

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"I don't do windows."

"I think it loves us."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"Just water for me, please."

'I wish I was creative'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'So what have you been up to?'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"