Aquarium Escapist Prints

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Ice fisher.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Pets.

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Exit. My problem is restaurants have drive-throughs, and fitness centers don't.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I don't know why I'm so unpopular - I haven't got a nasty bone in my body.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Zombie Fish

"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

Common Dolphin

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'