Application Augmenter T-Shirts

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Claus 2.0

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Mad cleaning robot.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'Hello - goodbye.'

'Your hard work and commitment have been crucial to this company's development, Thompson. Unfortunately, my nephew has just created an app for that.'

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"Today we're filling out mock college applications."

'What made that candidate stand out?'

"I must admit, I thought I had seen every type of 'attention grabbing' resume out there, but this..."

'Do I follow your highly educated, well-trained and expensive advice...or just use this app?'

"Don wrote our hiring algorithm."