Appliance Humorist T-Shirts

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It's a snow mobile.'