Appliance Humorist Mugs

Find me anything starring Kim Kardashian. I'd rather not. Ok. Then find me anything starring Khloe Kardashian. I will not. Ok. Then find me anything starring Kourtney Kardashian. Keep this up and I will go on strike. The Smart Home is not all it's cracked up to be. The toaster oven has agreed to also go on strike.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'Does this thing get channel four.'

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Chef copy robot

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'It's a snow mobile.'

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers