Appliance Agitator T-Shirts

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

Toastquest!

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

When it came to appliance repairs...Joe wasn't one to mince his words!

Copycat.

'Come back, dear! -- I can explain!'

A toaster plays fetch

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Appliance Theatre

"This is the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Bananas eye the blender

He sold appliances.

'Hand over your money, and beware, I have a toaster and I'm not afraid to use it!'

Parroting

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

Helicopter as a clothes drier

"We have a lot in common."

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"In twenty-five expletives or less, what sort of day did you have?"

Dyson with Death

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"You were supposed to take it to be repaired today."

'-and of course there's no V.A.T-victuals and things.'

'Quick! Go! Now's your chance! Run!!'

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

Complicated

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"