Apple Fan Pillows

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

The Modern Apple

Apples for sale

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Time Machine Collision

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Gooseberry Fool...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Ball as water-melon.

Tree Passion

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

This guy Darwin gets all the credit

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

The Brazilian Blow dry

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Strawberry Shake

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

I love what you've done with your hare.

"I'm sorry, we advertised for an 'Au Pair'."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"