Apple Cider Aficionado Prints

Next time Fred goes shopping for Sparkling Cider he will wear his glasses so he can read the labels more carefully.

Apples for sale

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Beer $.50. I've had lot of psychological therapy, but none of it seems to help. Maybe you

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Fried chickens.'

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

Body by Jake