Apostrophe Ace T-Shirts

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Punctuation Police

A Hole in the Dike

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

"We thought this was more realistic."

'He lived and died for golf.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

The last word.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Snooker.

"Be rational."

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'Supervisor of the Year'

Apostrophe, Aopstropher, Apostrothem.

'Without the comma, colons and semi-colons would rise up to oppress us.'

A'sk me about my problem with apo'strophe's.

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'Marvin Quinn - Attorney at Law - Jury Whisperer.'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'Sudden death?'

Can you help billy solve the following Problem? - No, let's be honest Billy isn't that smart and the fact that you haven't noticed that really makes me question your judgement.

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

Snooker player with telescopic sight fitted to his cue.

"As you're good with numbers, you can do the scoring in tonight's darts match."

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'