Apostle Adventures Fan Pillows

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

65 Million Years Ago

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

A kid squirting gunk from an umbrella.

Monster Clown

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Tuesday, 2022

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Pranking Zombies

End Of The World - Business Edition

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'Forget it! — I'm not sailing all the way back to Europe just to get you a box of crackers!'

When the water's colder than you thought...

When a nanosecond is forever.

End of world nigh!!!

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Meet Thy Doom