Apocalyptic Amusement Pillows

'Why put it off until tomorrow when it could well happen today?!'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Tuesday, 2022

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Pranking Zombies

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

End Of The World - Business Edition

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

'It's a deal, for $15 an hour, I'll stand in front of your office.'

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

How to survive the coming crash.

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

The Future

Meet Thy Doom

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

New York Gondolier

Doomsday marketing

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

When a nanosecond is forever.

End of world nigh!!!

doom.com

'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'