Apocalypse Predictions T-Shirts

"That can't be good."

"Ambitions... to be proved wrong."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Zombie Problems

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'Good. Then there's no reason to stay on this diet any longer.'

Prepper Dog

"I'll have dessert first."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Busy, Busy, Busy

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

The end is near.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about that?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Bill Gates Takes Over The Psychic Friends Hotline.

I figured out how these folks keep guaranteeing the precise day the world ends. Shhh. Keep it down. Why? It's a scam? If you read the read the fine print, they are promising that the world will begin to end that day. Could take forever. It's a no-lose scam … Shhh! What? It's scary when the world might end. There are a lot of people out there who need comforting. Women people, I presume. Women people, I presume. Who take comfort in necking. And you belittle their fears?

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

How to survive the coming crash.

The Future

End of world nigh!!!

doom.com

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Climate Change Contingency House

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'Took longer than I thought it would.'