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WORLD ENDS TODAY!..OR NOT!

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

'How come I always get the shoulder with the parrot?'

Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'

Yellow Vests

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"I stand corrected..."

Zombie Worker Apocalypse

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

'Okay, now I'm hoping he's right...'

The End is Near. Have A Cone.

Gorillas in the jungle.

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

"Says WHO?"

The Elephant in the Corner.

"Gee, I'm sorry this had to happen on our first date!"

Beware: Safe Area.

School of Voodoo Economics

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

Zombie Baseball

Don't sweat the small stuff

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'This has given me a great idea for a novel.'

'The trouble with trickle-down economics is, when it gets down to me, it keeps right on trickling.'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

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