Apartment Hunter Mugs

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"And you thought I couldn't find Hudson River views in your price range."

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"And it's close to the subway."

Newsstand with a sign saying "For Rent: Newsstand or Studio Apt."

Shakespeare Ave

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'And now, before we sign the lease on your apartment, repeat after me...I do solemnly swear that during the terms of this lease, I will have no children...'

ROOM FOR RENT: 'Bathroom privileges are another $20. a month...'

"I adore this apartment! How much is the rent?"

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"I love the exposed brick."

"It's a sublet and it's fabulous."

"The view is all prewar brick."

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'We'll take it!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'The roof needs icing.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Upper West Side Story

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Emigrating to France.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E