Anxious Urbanite T-Shirts

Celebrate the creative chaos of city living with t-shirts that showcase witty, relatable designs for the anxious urbanite. Ideal for adding some humor to their everyday wardrobe.

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No Immediate Danger

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"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home." mockup

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

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Worry tank

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Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide mockup

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

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Demonic Repossession.

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'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?' mockup

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

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'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.' mockup

'I see the rebranded mobile methadone project got underway.'

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"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan." mockup

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

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'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

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'It's the council's flood defence system.'

'It's the council's flood defence system.' mockup

'It's the council's flood defence system.'

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The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

The only way I can get through a nudist convention. mockup

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

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'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.' mockup

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

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"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal." mockup

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

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Agoraphobic Explorer

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"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?" mockup

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

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"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me." mockup

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

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'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.' mockup

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

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I'm hungry...I'm homeless...I'm dead. mockup

I'm hungry...I'm homeless...I'm dead.

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'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .' mockup

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

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"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?" mockup

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

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'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.' mockup

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

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Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning. mockup

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

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"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?" mockup

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

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Idlewild.

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"I hate these tower blocks. . ."

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Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'. mockup

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

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'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.' mockup

'I gotta knock 'em all down, but don't worry, we're going to name all the streets after trees.'

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Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use. mockup

Building an inferiority complex - debate over land use.

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'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.' mockup

'It's Darwin's only chance to practice when he's in the city.'

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'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast' mockup

'Entering Krentville -Dystopia of the northeast'

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'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?' mockup

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

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"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?" mockup

"Are there any careers where I won't get replaced by an app?"

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The Plight of Urban Encroachment

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Fear of frying.

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Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

Someone is always trying to force me to have more fun in my life phobia: 'Can you recommend someplace where nothing is expected of us? Wilbur can't stand pleasure of any sort.'

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Anxious Urbanite T-Shirts Collection

Anxious Urbanite Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the anxious urbanite—perfect for a caffeine fix and a quick smile during busy city days.

Anxious Urbanite Pillows

Discover our humorous, stylish pillows that bring comfort and a bit of city-life wit to any space—great for relaxing after a hectic day.

Anxious Urbanite Prints

Browse our wall art prints that celebrate the unique, humorous side of urban living—perfect for decorating city apartments with personality.