Anxious Aviator Pillows

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

Airplane Mode.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Neurotics in the tropics

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'Test Pilot.'

Dentistry jokes.

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Idlewild.