Anxious Aviator Mugs

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Airplane Mode.

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Neurotics in the tropics

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"Stop telling me how well you did on the written."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Agoraphobic Explorer

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

"Yeah, I used to have an emotional support animal, but then I upgraded to a conflict avoidance scooter."

"Miss, I'm familiar with the 'Fasten Seatbelt' sign, but what's with the 'Check Engine' light?"

"Right foot, left foot, inhale, exhale, right foot..."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

My Progress Towards Achieving My Goals

Man in elevator looking at sign that says 'Stare Here.'

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

'Test Pilot.'

"They’re after a younger demographic."

'Your weight is 297 and you will soon be charged an extra airline fee...'

"Do you feel we are making progress in overcoming your fears?"

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"Behold, friends! Today, with this jetpack, I will escape the shackles of earth and do what all true birds are meant to do!!"