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Another form of performance anxiety.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Now Simon would have nightmares about his mother's failing eyesight.

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

Free-Floating Anxiety

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'Ten things you should be worried about.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

"Can I get back to you? I'm getting a call from my worry-coach."

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

"You call that worrying?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Come on, Doc, one of us has to relax,"

"My main worry is my anxiety."

Concern Chart

"Well, I just experienced my first misophoia trigger."

"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."

"Then there was the dream where I woke up in a pool of melted butter."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'Well, you're not a hypochondriac, you only THINK you're a hypochondriac!'

Horses are nervous animals. . .

If I'm a hypochondriac, what does that make YOU?

'I'm worried that my crippling anxiety is going to shorten my life.'

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'When I call for the time and temperature, they say 'Who wants to know?''

"I sleep poorly anyway, so you might as well put me in high-risk investments."

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."