Anxiety Relief Seeker Mugs

A man with pink fluff exploding from his hands

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

'Ahhh...'

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Spa

Work Parfait

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Another day at work would be one too many...

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Cat in a flap

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

'The boss put his picture up to enspire us. But it just isn't having that effect on me.'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

That party went well.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Job satisfaction comes from doing what you enjoy, without the boss finding out.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"