Pain Relief Seeker Mugs

'Enough acupuncture - get me a couple of aspirin.'

'Your tooth still sensitive to hot liquids my dear?'

"We feel your pain".

'Why do they make asprin so blindingly white.'

'That's Saint Throbbold. Patron saint of migraine.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Ahhh...'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Work Parfait

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Working Holiday

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Another day at work would be one too many...

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

Pet a Puppy

Cat in a flap

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Surprise!"

"It feels good to unwind..."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'